Keep it real!
I wanna make my point by quoting one of todays great philosophers and one of my personal idols ... Sascha Baron Cohen aka Ali G.
Ali G: You wanna know 'ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: Keep it real!
Cabinet M.P.: That's three words!
Ali G: Don't be a spannah, it ain't a real word, it's short for innit, innit?
You start thinking about this once you live in a land, where "Chicken" Nuggets are not made from meat, butter comes as a spray and ice cream comes "100% fat free" (WTF? This is impossible!). Also I am really happy about the guys that invented the delicious Orv's Super Combos Pizzas, because they put REAL cheese on top. Wonder what other manufacturers use as topping? Shredded plastic? Maybe it's better not to know ...
Me luv you, delicious Super Combos Pizza with da 100% real cheese! Aiii!
posted by Daniel at 9:25 PM
3 Comments:
dude, that real cheese pizza also has a three "meat" topping. where do you think they cut costs to make up for the real cheese?
8:15 PM
Damn, I knew there had to be a twist ... so that's why I didn't see any squirrels lately ^^
10:51 AM
Don't forget about all those dead racoons that mysteriously disappear from the roadside.
7:51 PM
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